Birth Control

This weekend I paid a visit to my family in Western PA (south of Pittsburgh). My dirtbag cousin decided to drop her kids off (10 and 11) so my aunt could watch them while she got tanked... Anyway, throughout the course of weekend they proved to the be the best birth control known to man. If I had to choose between celibacy or having a kid like that it would be an easy decision in favor of celibacy.

What makes these kids the ultimate Birth Control? You would think they were raised by wolves...that is no exaggeration either. "sadie eats farts" "caid poops his bed" "caid pee'd his bed last night" and on and on. Another highlight was how the 11 yr old girl talked about the guys she has dated...seriously.

Anyway on Sunday they wanted to have a multiplication contest. This was a great idea because it would prevent them from talking about pissing the bed for 20 mins. They weren't actually terrible at simple mutliplication. At one point the boy, Caid said "Ask me 12x12!" After the multiplication we moved on to general trivia and social studies...and the results were horrifying. Here are the actual questions and answers:

What is the largest of the great lakes: the Mississippi River! (Caid)
What is the capital of Pennsylvania (they live here remember): Washington, DC (Caid) Richmond (Sadie)
Where is the Liberty Bell located: England
What is the capital of VA (they lived here for four years): Fredricksburg (Sadie)
What is the capital of England: France (Caid)
What country was Adolf Hitler the dictator of: Haiti (Sadie)
What year did Columbus discover North America: 1936 (Caid)

There were loads more but this is all I can remember, truly horrifying.