Things that annoy me.

In no order an incomplete list of things that really get on my nerves:

People that take pictures with their cell phone repeatedly at concerts. Just seeing morons hold their phone up annoys the shit out of me.

Cell phones in general, worst invention ever.

People that don't cut the tag off of the outside of their coat/sport coat sleeve. It's a tag, it's not part of the coat/jacket...you are supposed to cut it off.

Anyone that drives a Lexus. Have you ever seen a good driver behind the wheel, my guess is no. If you see a Lexus on the road you can pretty much guarantee the driver is a self absorbed jackoff that can't drive.

The protesting carpenters in DC...it's been three years fucking give it up already. No one can understand a word you are saying and the beating on buckets is fucking annoying. It's been three years, you losers could have a Bachelor's degree by now.

New Chevy Truck commercials. Have you seen these yet? They star the mouth breathing Howie Long. If you watch NFL games you have surely seen them. Instead of touting the good points of Chevy trucks it is basically a smear campaign on Ford and Dodge trucks. Ford has some sort of step and Howie mocks the guy for using it...I guess only pussies and girly guys need to use steps... In the other commercial tough guy Howie mocks another driver because he has a heated steering wheel...the nerve. Only a pussie girly man that loves men would drive a truck that had a heated steering wheel!

NFL Pregame shows. Next to Bromance this is the worst shit on TV. I can't stand to watch former players act out plays on a fake football field. It's almost as bad as looking at Mike Ditka's face.

UltraCarnivores: These are the morons that say shit like "for every animal you don't eat I will eat three." I'm not a vegetarian anymore and I do eat meat from time to time but I don't understand why someone would say something so stupid.

Furs: Explained in a previous post. Don't wear/buy fur people, it is not attractive.

Ugg's: Speaking of unattractive, those Ugg boots need to go back to the stone age. I don't care what you say they are worse than Croc's.

Metro, where do I start?

• Close standers: When the train is empty some people insist on standing right next to you.
• Stinkers: Some people do not know what deodorant is. Really fun when the train is over capacity.
• Fatty's: I really could care less if someone is fat as long as it doesn't affect me. However, when someone is so fat they take up two seats I do have a problem with that. The worst is when one of these leviathans sits next to you.
• Rollerdouchebags: These are people that use Rollerbags. I can understand using a Rollerbag when you are going on a trip but do you need to bring the fucking thing on the train every day. Be a man and pick the fucking bag up.
• Poleleaners: These are the people that lean on the poles so that no one else can grab a hold of it.
• It's too hot for the metro to run: Every summer the train will experience major delays when the temperature goes over 90 degrees. This is really awesome when you are trying to get home.